10 Signs you are Almost 30: Happy 30th Birthday!
1. You get carded, and your first instinct is, “AWESOME.”
2. Instead of drunken party photos, your Facebook friends are all about the baby pics.
3. You’d rather pay a little more for a “nice, clean” hotel room than cram into a hostel with 12 of your friends.
4. Everything cool is being marketed to people younger than you now.
5. You start a story with “when I was in college” and realize that was 10 years ago.
6. You find cool celebs who are in their early thirties and think, There’s still hope.
7. Every night you’re like: I don't want to do things! I don't want to do things!
8. You’ve gone to a bar and left because it was too loud.
9. You’ve experienced the dreaded TWO-DAY hangover.
10. You wonder, seriously, how you ever pulled an all-nighter.