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15 Things to do while your wife shops

The following letter was sent to a long time patron of a local Target
Store. After receiving this letter, she vowed that she would NEVER take her Husband Shopping with her again! ! !
 
January 12, 2006
Re: Mr. Bill Fenton
Multiple Complaints
 
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
 
Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing
Quite a commotion in our store.
We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning
The entire family from shopping in any of our stores.
We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.
 
Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your
Husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled
And are listed below.
 
15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse is shopping:
 
 
1. June 15: Took 4 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
Carts when they weren't looking
 
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute
Intervals.
 
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
Restrooms.
 
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
Code 3' in housewares..... And watched what happened.
 
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on Layaway.
 
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
 
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
Shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
Department.
 
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to
Cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
 
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
Mirror, and picked his nose.
 
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked
The clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
 
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
Mission Impossible" theme
 
12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look"
Using different size funnels.
 
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
Yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
 
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
Assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices
Again!!!!"
 
(And; last, but not least!)
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a
While; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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