1. You get carded, and your first instinct is, “AWESOME.”
2. Instead of drunken party photos, your Facebook friends are all about the baby pics.
3. You’d rather pay a little more for a “nice, clean” hotel room than cram into a hostel with 12 of your friends.
4. Everything cool is being marketed to people younger than you now.
Are you a Gamer? A Thief? A Liker? Find out which one you are and then comment below to share with the others. Don't be shy, you might have a lot in common with the others.
The following letter was sent to a long time patron of a local Target
Store. After receiving this letter, she vowed that she would NEVER take her Husband Shopping with her again! ! !
January 12, 2006
Re: Mr. Bill Fenton
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing
Quite a commotion in our store.
We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning
The following questions and answers are for entertainment purposes only. Please do not follow it in real life.
Q1: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A1: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.